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Ella Fitzgerald
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Posted: February 02 2006 at 1:49pm |
I think ive caught the first early signs of bird flu..... The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
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mightymouse
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Ella, A champion idea! Daughter - "Mum - can I have a canary for Christmas?" Mum - "No - you'll have turkey like everyone else!"
What does a dyslexic, athiestic, insomniac do? (Stays up all night laughing at how people think a 'dog' created the universe) |
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Nothing matters - Therefore everything matters
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Those are great! |
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TNbebo408
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I don't want to poop on the windshield, just the idiot behind the steering wheel.
What have I got? Maybe i have HN-2006-0-driving-hater-flu too many people can't drive one good, nuch less too good. |
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mightymouse
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Did you hear about the intelligent bull? (He was an oxymoron) |
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Ella Fitzgerald
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What do you call a minor bird accident?
A feather bender. ***** Why did the duck go ring-ring? ***** What did the little bird say to the big bird? ***** What do you call a formal dance for ducks? ***** What kind of ducks rob banks? ***** Why was the duck unhappy? ***** Why did the pigeon need to get out? ***** Which bird does construction work? ***** Which birds work underground? ***** What kind of doctor treats a duck? ***** What kind of weather excites a pet duck? ***** What holiday is strictly observed by all birds? ***** Where can birds play professional baseball? ***** How can you tell a miser from his pet canary? ***** Sitting on a branch overlooking the parking lot, the pigeons watched as a Mercedes pulled ***** Little Harleigh said to her classmate, "Todd, did you read the story about the emperor who bought a nightingale?" Todd shook his head. "Yes," said Harleigh. "He got it for a song!" ***** What did the parrot say when she fell in love with the frog? ***** What would you name a parrot made out of plastic? ***** Who belongs to the P.T.A.? ***** How can you tell that birds like shopping at sales? ***** What kind of bird digs for coal? ***** Why did the duck put its head in the stream? ***** Why did the duck leave the stream? ***** Which vacation spot will really make your pet bird sing for joy? ***** What kind of fish can you find in a birdcage? |
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mousey
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wannago
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Here's an oldie
What's dangerous and lives in a tree? A bird with a machine gun |
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Trigger
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Great one Mousey!!
I have never heard it put quite that that. |
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Ella Fitzgerald
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Ducks link: http://pip.rubberfeet.org/stuff/ducks.html For the birds: http://pip.rubberfeet.org/stuff/flip.html How to tell if a plane is infected with the bird flu: http://pip.rubberfeet.org/test/index.cgi/index.html?find=pla ne&plugin=find&path=
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Ella Fitzgerald
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Thought this might be a good thread to bring to the top again in light of all the disturbing news this week so far...... Yes, my coping mechanism is humor..... and chocolate covered marshallow candies from Russel Stover...... |
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