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Corn
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Posted: January 18 2006 at 8:32pm |
You'll only catch the latest news here at Avian Flu. What you are about to see are never released photos of Super Flu Man. Warining: By viewing this post you may put you life in danger,,,,, Born during the pandemmic of 1957, as a baby Super Flu man knew there was something different about him. Edited by Corn |
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As a boy he always wanted to play the good guy.
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After taking his first job as a poultry crossing guard for Tyson Foods during high school he gained a deep knowledge for poultry. "They poop alot." he reflected
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Getting a masters degree in disguises he was hired out of colledge by the CIA to infiltrate Communist China and look for signs of BF. " It's something that just comes natural for me." SuperFlu Man says. Edited by Corn |
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Once I infultrated a chicken foot smuggling ring that went all the way to the top in North Korea. Kim was politiclly imbarased and had to give concessions on his Nuclear program.
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Working under cover as a virologist for the WHO was the perfect cover to gain access to thier computer banks. SuperFlu Man now had the data he needed to work on a cure.
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In his haste to find an antidote to all flus in the world, he became infected by the very virus he was trying to destroy!
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Hey Corn I think I know your cure.
Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey and more money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Mutated to a point not even his mother could recognize him, he was doomed to a life of isolation and qurenteen. He went back to work for the CIA. |
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From that point on he swore to dedicate his life to fighting BF in all its horrible forms. Using his secret special powers for good and to help prep the world. Edited by Corn |
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Posing as a child, he went door to door in Van, Turkey, telling all the kids not to play with dead chicken heads. "Kids only listen to other kids." I said ,"You can put someones eye out with that thing. Does your dad have any whiskey hidden around the house?" to be continued...............
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ROFL!!!! You rock Bird Flu Man! Meewee |
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God Bless us all!
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Super Flu Man help us, please the sky is falling. :)
Corn, Awesome, just awesome. |
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