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    Posted: March 16 2020 at 1:38am

Albert changed the name of this forum, so it seems that other name changes are in order.

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 This is for all of you who are working from home but missing the train

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How do you tell if a politician is lying?
His lips or pen are moving.
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Was the above an attempt at black humour?  All I got was a blank (black) screen.

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https://www.boredpanda.com/quarantine-corona-jokes/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Newsletter

I love #8

Foul language warning!  It hac been rendered fuzzy - but is still legible.


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His lips or pen are moving.
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#15 is scary true...worked in the restaurant business since my teen years until I was 40.  Yuck, why  I do not eat out a lot before Covid  and now NOT ordering in or pick up.   


#17 is just a hoot!

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I liked #1

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Where did you find that picture of me?   Must have been a while ago; I've got more loo paper than that now.

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Now they are "touching up" old masters.  Pre-Raphaelite artist John Everett Millais’ The Bridesmaid (1851) dons a floral mask to match her silk gown:

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It does seem we have been here for ages

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Steve Jobs would have done a better job than Trump in dealing with the pandemic.

But that is comparing apples with oranges.

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Sorry, I am a few days late with this, but given the figures Josh reports in his daily thread this is more appropriate than ever.




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