JOKE - Amazing Home Remedies

 

2. MEN, AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.  

 

 

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~

   SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES,

   THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS.

   REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.  

 

 

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 

 

 

 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES.

    THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 

 

 

 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE -

    WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE.

    IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40.

    IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.  

 

 

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER,

   YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. 

 

 

 

DAILY THOUGHT: 
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES -

NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING

BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE

WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Thanks for the laughs ANNIE! My favorite one is:

DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES -
NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING
BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

oh yeah the blood pressure one is great, too

Iowa102 wrote: Number 5 reminds me of advice from Grandpa: Never take a sleeping pill the same day you take a laxative.