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Time for some jokes?

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Topic: Time for some jokes?
Posted By: Usk
Subject: Time for some jokes?
Date Posted: March 21 2022 at 7:31pm

An Irish priest was transferred to Texas.

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly calledthe local police station.

The conversation went like this:

"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the foreign accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.......

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye,'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call.




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Posted By: Usk
Date Posted: March 21 2022 at 7:35pm

If you like pictures better there is this one



Posted By: Dutch Josh
Date Posted: March 21 2022 at 8:55pm

:-) !



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We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
~Albert Einstein


Posted By: Usk
Date Posted: March 22 2022 at 12:58am



Posted By: KiwiMum
Date Posted: March 22 2022 at 1:33am

Originally posted by Usk Usk wrote:

  Very good.  



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Posted By: Dutch Josh
Date Posted: July 05 2022 at 9:31am

UK prisons are hell....from Paddington-2 [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reyeX6ajeUw[/url] or  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reyeX6ajeUw - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reyeX6ajeUw   "rain on the roof"...



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We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
~Albert Einstein



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