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Posted: March 09 2006 at 5:34am |
You know your a prepper when: You open up your broom closet and get hit in the head with a can of beans...
Just some fun for today... |
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roxy
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THANKS I NEEDED THAT, LOL ,I KNEW I WAS A PREPPER WHEN I BROUGHT NO-RAD TO KEEP IN MY PURSE ROXY
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you know your a prepper when; you yell at your tennager for throwing out an empty 2 litre bottle and you been collecting them for years... |
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when you throw out your husbands golfclubs to fit in the closet 2 more packs of 24 tp
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roxy
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you know your a prepper when; you collect the lint from the dryer , the used cardboard, from tp, and used candle wax , to make fire starters roxy
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petbirdfamily
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You know you're a prepper when you go to the basement to do laundry and have to step over boxes of empty milk jugs and 3M plastic window sheeting just to get to the washer...
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Any frontal attack on ignorance is bound to fail because the masses are always ready to defend their most precious possession.
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alright..lets gets some more..hey would could do a prep joke book...
you know your a prepper when; you have more tuna then the grocery store shelves |
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you have used almost every available inch of space for preps..and the drywall is starting to look nice cause there is space behind there...cheap insulation
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that's bad Muskrat!!!! Leave the drywall alone!!!
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lol.....I scrolled down and never in a million years expected that one.... does one of these laughs and has tears in her eyes...but I am Rona women I can fix anything...
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Daydreamer
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You know you're a prepper when your bed is up on blocks to allow for more storage under it.
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Don't put off tomorrow what you can PREP today
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virusil
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when you visit me in guantanamo ,aka alternative medicine room |
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ignorance.
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when you live in a tent because you needed the space.
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Kirby
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You know you're a prepper when you buy so much cold/cough meds that you start explaining to the cashier at Walmart, "I ain't cooking meth, Honey, I'm getting ready for Bird Flu."
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you know your a prepper when: you stop the stock boy in the grocery store and ask him for a 24 case of soup, because you want a full case and there are only 23 on the shelf |
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you can,t throw anything out cause you just never know when you might need it...
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You know you're a prepper when you can tell if a possum is roaster or a frier from 50 yards away.
You know you're going overboard when you spend months searching the net, and make dozens of phone calls, and you still aren't convinced that they don't manufacture pullet-proof vests. And yes, I'm ashamed of that last one. |
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petbirdfamily
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You know you're a prepper when you begin unloading 12 jars of Jif and 12 jars of Smuckers from your shopping cart onto the conveyor belt and the 20-something cashier smiles and says boy your kids sure must like peanut butter and jelly ha ha and you smile back and say yeah I guess so ha ha...
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Any frontal attack on ignorance is bound to fail because the masses are always ready to defend their most precious possession.
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KOMET163
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you know your a prepper when you are known on a first name basis by the dollar tree clerk at a store 90 miles away from your home town and when your girlfriend's house looks like bomb shelter.
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When you pack in enough groceries to feed an army and there are only 2 of you. It's so bad I put the car in the garage, I don't like doing that, so the neighbours couldn't see my latest food run. |
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You know your a prepper when your house is decorated in the latest craze... Industrial Shelving.
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Sunset
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YOU KNOW YOUR A PREPER, WHEN THE WOOD BURNS DOWN AND WHAT IS LEFT, YOU TAKE OUT AS CHARCOAL AND USE IT AGAIN.....
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Daydreamer
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You know you're a prepper when Rubbermaid tote boxes have replaced your coffee table and end tables
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Don't put off tomorrow what you can PREP today
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Marjo
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You Might Be A Survivalist If...
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You have emergency rations for your pets, and view your pets as You know where the best defensive positions and lines of fire are on pulled this of the internet somewhere, but don't remember where.... Marjo |
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Your basement walls are insulated with crates of toilet paper, from
SEE I am not the only one the has eyed the paneling in her basement...along my breezeway 1/2 finished basement..would,nt take much to fill in space there |
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I know that I am a prepper when.....I read through that list and at 75% of them applied to me....
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roxy
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laughing so hard, tears came to my eyes, great lists folks ,will show my family later, roxy
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you know you are a prepper when; every set of pants come equipped with permant marker to date your preps and exacto knife to always have on hand for those odd jobs(lol..my pockets) |
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Daydreamer
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Me too. That was a great list. Thanks for posting it. |
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Don't put off tomorrow what you can PREP today
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You know your a preper when:
You've scoped out 4 grocery stores and know where they keep the permalot milk.
You know 50 ways to use powered milk.
You buy extra seeds this year for next year.
You know it take just over 3 stick of butter to can 1 pint of butter .
You cant wait to try the chopped meat you've just learned to can.
You new mission is to learn how to make bread when you live next to a bakery.
This is fun....OMAROTF
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JaxMax
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You know you are a prepper when
1. You actually get EXCITED when the electricity goes off so you can show off all the backup power.
2. The kids get excited if stuck on a traffic jam or other calamity so they can get into the survival backpacks in the trunk and eat the food.
3. You have trouble passing ANY Sams without buying another unneeded full load of food.
4. You have actually siphoned gas from every vehicle and shown your kids how to do so with a cut waterhose.
5. You keep a spare fully charged 12 volt battery in your SUV, just in case, in a major city.
6. Each car has 3 flashlights, 2 for you and one cheap one to give away.
7. When you buy a new vehicle you are very concerned that the glove box lock up for your 9mm and be large enough for 2 extra clips.
8. You have a hot wire kit for the ignition of a car.
9. You know the last point of exit before you reach any traffic choke points near your home- (rivers bridges etc.) and you scan for trouble before passing it.
10. You plan for defense against home invasion when your wife is getting you to move furniture.
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He who walks with the wise grows wise, but a companion of fools suffers harm.Proverbs 13:20, The Bible
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You know you are a prepper when: You pass by the shelves in the grocery store (already knowing the expiration dates of all the goods there) checking and waiting to see when they put the next load up to see if the expiration dates of those are later than the ones you already have stocked... |
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You know your a prepper, when people try to do their grocery, hardware and sporting goods shopping at your house.
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Now there is an Idea!
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As well you should be
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P_S_N
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You take your good china and pack it away so you can make room in the kitchen cabinets for preps.
You look for ways to add more storage and shelving to your house for preps, even in places that are only a few inches deep.
You're planning to rearrange your furniture to give yourself a better vantage point to watch your neighborhood for trouble from inside your house and shopping for surveillance camera systems to watch those places you cannot get a view of so that nobody can sneak up on your house. |
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You know you are a prepper when you excitedly show your husband how 5 entire celery plants fit in one sandwich baggy after dehydrating them.
......and there isn't even one stalk left for him to put peanut butter on. Heh.
Edited by Thordawggy - April 12 2006 at 5:07pm |
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You know you are a preper when.....(happened to me Sunday) two young girls were knocking at my door. They explained they were looking for donations for their food drive for a local shelter (w/ their Church). They each had a Walmart bag w/ 3-4 cans in each.
I told them wait 1 minute...came back w/ a case of canned corn. The look on thier faces was very comforting to me. They asked if there was anything I wanted them to pray for w/ me.
I told them to pray for us all. I asked if they had any idea of what BF was?
They indicated they did......and they would include us all in their prayers.
Answering the door to strangers.......$0.00
1 Case of canned corn.......................$10.00
Prayers from genuine people.............Priceless
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Evergreen
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You know you're a prepper when you bring flour, rice, etc to go into the freezer at work because the freezer at home is too small and already full of stuff.
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235365 - Energy follows thought. As you think, so you are.
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GrizzlyGirl
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You know you are a prepper when....
You need a new roll of toilet paper in the bathroom but have to drive to the store to buy some because you won't break into the 72 surplus rolls you have stashed away!
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You know you are a prepper when...
You complain that you are thristy and there is nothing to drink in the fridge as you stumble over 30+ cases of bottled water and another 60 bottles of Gatorade!!
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Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much!!
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Evergreen
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You know you're a prepper when you have yell at your daughter for breaking into the mac & cheese and you hide the stash so it doesn't become a victim of "foraging" by the family.
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235365 - Energy follows thought. As you think, so you are.
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Evergreen
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You know you're a prepper when your boss brings you bags of candy and you carefully save the bags because you might need them for something.
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235365 - Energy follows thought. As you think, so you are.
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GrizzlyGirl
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Here is another one!
You know you are a prepper when...
You stop off at the grocery store on your way home from work and after 45 minutes head home...Once home you are putting stuff away and say "Shoot! I forgot to get something for dinner!!"
(I have actually done this!! LOL!)
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Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much!!
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